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Hand it in, Eddie

All right, Eddie Murphy, I have had it!!

I didn't want to comment on this situation but really, Eddie, you are starting to really piss me off.

You were dating Scary Spice girl.

I remember reading about how you thought she was fabulous.

I assume you were sleeping with her.

Then she turns up preggers and your response is "It's not mine." On international television no less.

And now that the baby is born you are saying you are not sure it's yours.

Man up, Eddie, or turn in your penis because seriously, if you slept with the woman it COULD be your baby and if it COULD be your baby then you need to take some frickin' responsibility.

This situation is turning out to be an episode of Maury Pauvich for Pete's sake.
Except with movie premiers and Oscar nominations.

Eddie is that guy on Maury...and you know the guy...the one that throws a busckshot of denials and reasons for why he ain't that baby daddy...

She a ho and sleep with everyone.
That baby don't look nothin' like me.
I never liked her, I just slept with her.

For Crissake, the youth of today (and clearly, Eddie Murphy) need some basic biology classes.

First, it doesn't matter how many guys a girl sleeps with - If YOU slept with her YOU could be the daddy.

Second, the baby does not have to look like YOU to be YOURS.

Third, if YOU slept with her, you may have impregnated her.

Again, be a man or turn in your penis.

I remember reading an article about Oprah Winfrey's dad or it may have been some dad she knew saying, "You may not have been my baby but you could have been and that was enough for me."

Now there is a man who deserves his penis.

8:21 a.m. - 2007-04-04

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